sixkings (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sixkings) wrote,@ 2006-08-31 15:41:00 |
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Candy Bar
I walked in and saw a Tootsie Roll leaning up against the counter. She had a sweet Peppermint Patty and some nice Mounds to go with it. I asked her for a Bit O Honey. She gave me a Snicker and told me to Take Five. She was a Smarties, but I wasn’t going to let this Sweet Tart make a Twizzler out of me. It was my Payday and I wanted some Almond Joy. She got all Laffy Taffy on me and thought that I was a Jolly Rancher. I told her I was more of a Red Hot Cinnamon kind of guy. She told me she was a Jaw Breaker and didn’t date Lemon Heads. I told her I had a Licorice Whip and Nibs at home. She gave me a Kiss and it felt like a 100 Grand. We went back to my place for a Whatchamacallit. She gave me a Blow Pop and I gave her my Salted Nut Roll. It was Nutrageous.
I walked in and saw a Tootsie Roll leaning up against the counter. She had a sweet Peppermint Patty and some nice Mounds to go with it. I asked her for a Bit O Honey. She gave me a Snicker and told me to Take Five. She was a Smarties, but I wasn’t going to let this Sweet Tart make a Twizzler out of me. It was my Payday and I wanted some Almond Joy. She got all Laffy Taffy on me and thought that I was a Jolly Rancher. I told her I was more of a Red Hot Cinnamon kind of guy. She told me she was a Jaw Breaker and didn’t date Lemon Heads. I told her I had a Licorice Whip and Nibs at home. She gave me a Kiss and it felt like a 100 Grand. We went back to my place for a Whatchamacallit. She gave me a Blow Pop and I gave her my Salted Nut Roll. It was Nutrageous.
